Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
A business woman named Cindy was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Los Angeles. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Donald Trump sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Cindy was meeting with a very important client who was running somewhat late.
Being a bold business woman, Cindy decided to go ahead and approach Mr. Trump, and introduced herself. Much to her surprise Mr. Trump turned out to be very nice. Encouraged by this she explained to "the Donald" that she was about to close a very important business deal and that she would be very grateful if he could say a quick "hello Cindy" to her when she was with her client. Mr. Trump consented to do just that.
Ten minutes later while Cindy was speaking with her client, she felt a rap on her shoulder. It was Donald Trump. Cindy turned about and looked at him as Trump said.
Being a bold business woman, Cindy decided to go ahead and approach Mr. Trump, and introduced herself. Much to her surprise Mr. Trump turned out to be very nice. Encouraged by this she explained to "the Donald" that she was about to close a very important business deal and that she would be very grateful if he could say a quick "hello Cindy" to her when she was with her client. Mr. Trump consented to do just that.
Ten minutes later while Cindy was speaking with her client, she felt a rap on her shoulder. It was Donald Trump. Cindy turned about and looked at him as Trump said.
- With easy to learn cucumber, cucumber may feel at the supermarket and you find out hard or not.
- With a cucumber you never find dirty socks in his underwear.
- Cucumber will not make you a birthday gift for your account.
- Cucumber will not teach you to wash the windows, clean fish, cook a steak.
- Cucumber will never present you as a "just friend".
- Cucumber does not bring you to tears.
- Cucumber will not ask, "I have you first?"
- Cucumber will not tell other cucumbers that you have this "first".
- Cucumber will not tell other cucumbers that you do not have it "first".
- With cucumber need not be the innocent more than once.
